Thursday, August 14, 2008

Jesus is my boyfriend and other stories

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54 comments:

mizchif said...

Could i really be first! He is really a miracle working God.
My dear, pls i for like be like you to be seeing fine specimens of males everywhere i turn. Na only for TV i dey see them so far o.

Speaking of lips, have u taken time to look @ Tyson Beckford's or even Ebuka BBN? All i can say is
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwu
(dats my version of a howl)

Den as for the waist beads, i think u have to get them a lot earlier in life sha, for them to have the desired effect.

But i guess there's no harm in trying, and the corset training too. Pls don't forget to give a sister a heads up if it works.

Jaycee said...

Hmmmmmmm...fine boys, eh? Lol.

Funny enough I read a blog post this morning of how Gambian children are made to wear these beads on their waist as babies, so that they'll have some nice hips when they're older. Apparently, it works...lol...

onydchic said...

I watched that movie alone, not really expecting eye candy, and I can say is I was PLEASANTLY surprised. Too many frigging fine boys!! I stepped out of the cinema very jaded for a few days, and almost a little angry. WHERE ARE THEY?? Are they hiding in some special hidden city?!?
Sadly, the few ones you meet in real life are arrogant as hell and total prats. Sigh.

The waist beads thing... i don't know. I'd equate it to wearing a perfectly fitting pair of pants. When they don't button up as easily as they used to...something's amiss.

Question: Why do u want to do corset training?! I hear thing messes with your back and breathing.

onydchic said...

Oh and jaycee...i think hips are like boobs. Partly inherited, partly random. If they're gonna be big, they're gonna be big, if not..ah well. At the very most, the waist beads thing probably prevents them from having fat waists, thus making their hips look bigger.
But what do i know.

Chari said...

sorry how does post title relate to the post itself?

hmmn na waski o...

anywhoo I think corset training should work...

doll said...

my dear. People say it worrks but that is when one is already young now. I think you are above 18 right? So I doubt it will work 4u.
P.S I havent seen any fine boy in recent times

AlooFar said...

Are u saying Jesus was (or is) a fine boy, and so you have a crush on him? ;)

OluwaDee said...

I think 4 jigida to work you have to use it from your youth (b4 your hips form/take shape).

U seeing fine boys left n right. Jesus is your boyfriend jor.

Jarrai said...

Nice eye candy....those lip.....WORD..

Corset training will def work.

Free-flowing Florida said...

those hips mehn! awwwwwwwwwwwwww. i want, i want. i've always wanted hips (& i envy beyonce die!), but i no get am *sob sob*

fine fine dude beaucoup eh. kai, lord have mercy! (& pls can someone stop adding brad pitt 2 such list!!!!! d dude is old! & he doesn't look so hot anymore anyways. but partner, jolie, though is a hottie anyday mehn

Afrobabe said...

someone sure is horny in this joint...and it def isn't me today!!!

Waist beads...the trick with waist beads actually was to know when ur mid section is growing...they dont actually slim it down....

DiAmOnD hawk said...

i love your blog layout... just wanted to note that... first time here

Shubby Doo said...

i agree with afro - i knew a babe with wiast beads and her waist was huge...

sean paul is cute of course and are you just finding out about T's lips...pure lush!!!;-)

Shubby Doo said...

since you are an IT wiz - why do all the hacker websites on blogger as well as yours have word verification?...i know why it is normally used for secuirty but why on blogger?

Invisible said...

All that waist bead jazz is nothing. It's some form of ornament or jewelry, whateva.

I see fyne fyne girls too. Have you see Meagan Good's lips? Kai!!!

naijalines said...

I can see I'm not the only one with sex on the brain=)

Er... this your word verification thingy sha...

archiwiz said...

mizchif LOL...Congrats on being first. Ahh...No ohh...Tyrese is my man...hands down...And who is this Ebuka?

I will...I've done the corset thing b4....It kept my waist down (among other things like the stress of school)

jaycee There were a few girls in my secondary school who wore beads...some Hausa, and some Igbo...

onydchic O girl...I can;t access your site ohh. It keeps kicking me out.
But lol...pele...don't vex ohh...Sometimes you see 'em, sometimes you don't.
Hmmm...messing with the back? I've never heard that b4.

Chari The post title answers two questions...Think about it...and how do you know corset training will work...eek...

rayo said...

i feel u on d sexy guys oh, even when u got a real lyf boyfi, u cnt help but drool ova some of them

archiwiz said...

Doll Yeah...I think its best from childhood...Just wanted to know if anyone on blogville had any personal experience.
Pele ohh...I pray fine guys on you...AMEN! :)

Aloofar LOL... Read deeper...Chai...men...* rolls eyes

Oluwadee Ah...thank God...Somebody finally got the reason for the title...Up you joo....I give you hand.

Jarrai Thank you Jarrai...

FFFLOL...My hips are ok...And I don't envy Beyonce...She has a nice shape sha...Brad wetin?Abeg ohh...I wonder about the people who think he's so all that. I don't think so...

Afrobabe No ohh...horny ke....I'm very appreciative of what God has done...LOL...I wonder why nobody noticed my very profound satement sef...;)

goodnaijagirl said...

Oh archiwiz! You just crack me up. My problem is I'd never find a corset big enough to try to do corset training with *lol*

Me I'll have to go on a steady diet of protein and veggies and crunches and running :(

And by the way, I want to be able to leave a comment with my real site address o! Can you add the option for Name and website please? ♥

archiwiz said...

Diamond hawk Thanks for stopping by. I've been moonlighting on your blog for months now...:)

Shubby Doo Yee! Huge waist...ahhhh...ok...forward with my mission.
Which ones are hacker websites oh? I'm not very IT inclined but on blogger its to ensure that automated spam sites don't leave comments on people's blogs.

Invi You be man...How u go know? LOL...Good for you that you're seeing fine girls...And nothing concern me with Megan Good...the sexuality she dey exude weirds me out.

Naijallines LOL...Na u and Afrobabe only ohh...I no dey. :)

Rayo For real girl...It vexes the guys but at least we girls (well, I can speak for myself alone) don't think of going to bed with any and every fine guy we see.

archiwiz said...

GNG I wish I knew how...I also want to be able to know when my blogroll peeps update..the way it shows on Afrobabe's blog...but I have no idea how...

Afrobabe said...

corset yeah...Well I almost passed out on a train so I dont advice it oh...long story..will post it some day...

Sha said...

OMG
dat dude. hmm yummie;. i'm a sucker for pink lips on guys too and errm light skinned guys!
as for d jigida..lol so dem dey use am for slim waist? lol

well i wear 3 tho.. normal ones tho..

Esmeralda said...

i dont know much about those waist beads jare. i personally prefer belly chains (not like i have one). now corset training sounds like sth i could do...

why is it that all the fine boys these days seem to be only on TV? does that mean it's the screen that makes them look fine cuz i havent seen many real life ones of late... single ones anyway... *pouts*

i just keep "jealousing" this ur blog.

for ur boyfriend's sake, can u please, kindly remove this word verification thingy!

OluwaDee said...

@ Archwiz, I receive your full hand.

~Da-SisTa~ said...

LOL iono about waist beads n waist training ohh,i wore those things for years n uhhh nothing happened joo,lol.
I do like em sha n i think i wanna go back to dem again.

I loff ur blog by d way

Reverence said...

oh i feel your pain. I think i loose focus for a few seconds every time i see a cute guy.

err please what is corset training? me too i want to do if it involves loosing weight.

ooooh i got my grades, I did great!!Thanks for the wishes

Sting said...

The guy in the picture is the dude that acted in This Christmas, right? I think he's cute too.

The only reasonable thing i can think of about the jigida is that at least it will help u watch ur weight. As per waist trimming or whatever u called it, that's not possible.

bumight said...

I wear waist beads - and I've not seen any significant effects except attract guys!

Dammy said...

Lol @ "Jesus is my boyfriend"...

I am loving this! Emphasis on beauty has always been on the feminine physique. It's so good to see that ladies are beginning to appreciate God's creative ingenuity as expressed in the male physique!

But na wa for una ooo! Where will slim guys like us fit? I can't shout!

Howdy?

Aphrodite said...

Lol...
Me I don't know if waist beads help to shrink the waist o but i have a friend who wears them and she says it helps her check her weight and know when her waist
starts expanding,lol...

Buttercup said...

oooooooooooohhhhhhhh! *snaps n sings "we reppin thetas, thetas, thetas!"* that scene was murder right there!

dunno bout them beads o...if u do get em n u see a difference, let us know o!

Parakeet said...

Archiwiz weytin do you ad fineboys? I keep lamenting abt how there's a great imbalance in London. Too many fine girls and just alright boys and u;re busy seeing fineboys.

Anyway jigida abi weytin u call am no work for me o. I get am inside my trinket box doing nada. Better go waist training. I admit a slimmer waist on a woman is a knockout. I shud have come a man!

(¯`·._.·[***Fresh&Fab***]·._.·´¯) said...

hmm i dont know anything about this oh...ahh

the only thing i know is, when girl wear it it looks nice, but the thing they make waist shrink???ahh

corset training, which one come be that again, the post loss me oh,lol


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Mz. Dee said...

dat dude is HOT AS HELL!!!
i was droolin wen i watched stomp the yard and save the last dance....

anyhoo.. jigida.. my aunt wears those... since she was a small pikin. I hv not seen the miracle it claimz to peform o.. apart 4rm being sexy to wear!

Rinsola said...

oh my God.... are you kidding me? is this really N........, okay you'd get a text or offline from me in a couple of minutes. Didn't know you had a blog..... interesting though, expected nothing less. How've you been lady? take care

Omosewa said...

I used to wear waist beads, but i got bored. I dont know about it shrinking d waist,i think u have to start as a kid for that to happen, but pple think that it makes the hips swing more. I remember when i asked my mom to get me some, she was like "I thought you were a born again xtian" lol...see wahala.

Have a lovely weekend!

Bradtastic said...

You're still inkblogging really strange... I hope I can help to fix your LiveWriter. Looks good, though. You've inspired me to start inking again!

isha said...

You copied my title idea!!! Lol. Jigida works if you use them before your hormones start deciding where your waist and your hips should be.
I think Columbus Short is the hottest man on TV these days. Actually, I take that back, he's the sexiest. (Cos Will Smith still dey, lol). But that boy is foiyne!!! He first caught my eye on that studio 60 show on NBC. It was crush at first sight.

Bombchell said...

awww i just remembered that scene. wow that guy Brain, thatr acted as the Theta drat leader was so.... sexy, Ive seen so many of his movies.

corset training is like a drag. u gotta wear it to sleep & everyday, all day, only remove it to shower.

Waffarian said...

abeg, I no know all dis one oh...I be dey think the corset thing but na so i go one wedding once...i come force myself....God forbid bad thing! I no wish even my enemy that kain heat...i say heat wan kill me plus i come dey choke...small time, panic attack enter...i had to run to the bathroom to take it off...I have never worn it since then...and it was so expensive too!

NigerianDramaQueen said...

I love watching Stomp the Yard for that reason! So many fine men...makes me horny..lol
Iv never been a fan of jigida...i think it only works for babies.
Im not sure though..

LG said...

babes, no mind dem jare, i'm all for jigida, just try it on n lets see wat ur hips, oops!! i mean waist look like *wide grin*
norrin do u.

Vera Ezimora said...

Please, can I have some jigida too? Where r u getting them from? I think they're really sexy.

Rita Esuru Okoroafor said...

I know someone the waist beads worked for and I think she started about 10yrs ago. She was slim then. As she started adding weight, the waist remained the same. And voila! The result was figure 8.

Kemmie said...

I have to go and watch this movie oh! K

Aphrodite said...

Can somebori update o...

Sienne said...

wow, i love dis blog o

how you dey do am??

infat u will be first on my blogroll

geisha.song. said...

i think the logic behind it is that when ur waist keeps straining against the beads, you'll vex and stop eating...

however some people (erm... me) jus vex and cut off the nonsense joo.

miz-cynic said...

lovely....style writing the post like tht, i thnk corset traiining works but can be quite painful....well no pains no gains se.goodluck, me i intend to go the easy way, breathe in.....out.....

wendie said...

i gast to copy your blogstyle..as soon as i know how to do it..

theicequeen said...

lol! weird coincidence mahn..i started wearinthe jigida ish last month, but not cuz of any waist abi hip reducin abilities it's claimed to posess o! i just like the way it looks mehn..daaaas all! :P..completely with you onthe fine boiz thing..watchin stomp the yard and droolin, watchin baby boy ten too many times just to ogle tyrese..*siiiiigh*..fine boys na good thing mehn!

Original Mgbeke said...

LMAO. You luh you some Tyrese dont ya? But men when me and my friends watched Stomp the yard when it first came out, see us acting like teenage girls.
I want a waist bead, I dont believe they do anything for you but me thinks they are so so sexy.